Thursday, February 28, 2019

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Libturds-Ain't-Us











Thanks Facebookers ... Now it's time to shovel more snow ... DAMN!

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Fun Stuff For Tuesday












These thanks to the Bicycle Riders of America

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Question ... Guerrilla Mail?


Hello all,

Someone is sending things to me via Guerrillamail. 
I won't open them so please use your own email address
if you want me to look at them and post them. 

Example:


If you wish to be anonymous just say so and your name
will not be published. All of these have been deleted, so
you'll have to start over. 

For those who don't know Guerrilla Mail is a temporary email service that last for about an hour and is anonymous. I don't trust it and have trained my inbox to "Spam it".

Thanks, the management: 

Saturday, February 23, 2019

The Little Woman ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!  Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"

The husband replied: "Because he's thinking of getting married."






Other Wedding Not So Bliss Rule 5 ers:

Friday, February 22, 2019

Plumber Of The Year Awards


The Finalists Are:

$%#&@

 Hmmmmm...

 Should Have Measured Twice

 Peek-A-Boo!

 The Oak seat is a nice touch.

 And the door is for privacy? 

 How long are your arms?

 So this is a "Half Bath."

 Now that's a "Throne"

 Was there really a planning stage?

And the plumber of the year award goes to:

Drum Roll Please . . . . . . . . .



Absolutely Brilliant!

These Plumbers, thankfully, are no longer in business.

They have been elected to public office and are now in Washington. 

Thanks David