Monday, December 31, 2018
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Cowabunga ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
The Old Woodsterman was a surfer in his yute.
I haven't been on a board for almost 40 years,
but I still do miss it dearly.
Here's some of today's eye candy.
Now I really miss it.
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Friday, December 28, 2018
Minnesota Hunter
Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven.
"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you’re going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was ve y little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.
"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.
"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.
Thanks Dan
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Ah . . . Let's Enjoy Those Leftovers
Be satisfied with these because no way
you're getting my turkey.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
A Tradition Here At Woodsterman
Get the kids because here's Bailey the Snow Dog.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Monday, December 24, 2018
Sunday, December 23, 2018
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Merry Christmas ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
Have A Very Sexy Merry Christmas!
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