Thanks Dan
Other Beer Loving Rule 5 ers:
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Friday, March 30, 2018
Hmmm, It Must Be Fun Friday
I want to take her fishing.
She's my answer to the above photo,
and gay boys with man buns.
Thanks Facebookers and Bubba where ever you are.
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Monday, March 26, 2018
Sunday, March 25, 2018
Californians
Very true but, even though I live here, I still don't consider myself a Californian...That IS one nice thing about California though; Even if you don't really "fit in" nobody really gives a shit unless, of course, you speak your mind.
"You know you're from California if:"
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney----------- really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. Or it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The Terminator was your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally they want to give you one.
Thanks David
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Old Guys ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
DAMN!
You can understand my mistake can't you.
Thanks T-Bone and Alex
Other "Older" Rule 5 ers:
Friday, March 23, 2018
Thursday, March 22, 2018
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
President Trump and the Secret Service
President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the world made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald.... duck!”
Thanks Dan
