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Friday, May 29, 2015

Hat in the Wind . . . .



Amazing how your values change as
you age!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN
 
An elderly lady was standing at the
railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow
away in the wind. A gentleman approached 
her and said, "Pardon me,
madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did
you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high
wind?" 

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this
hat." 

"But madam, you must know that
you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the
gentleman in earnest. 

The woman looked 
down, then back up at the man and replied, 
"Sir, anything you see down
there is 75 years old. I bought this hat
yesterday!"

Thanks Hal
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16 comments:

  1. Randy-gMay 29, 2015 at 4:17 AM

    I like it...I think.

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  2. FreddMay 29, 2015 at 5:18 AM

    I don't like it. No thinking involved on this one.

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  3. LLMay 29, 2015 at 6:26 AM

    A 75 year old part looks like a cow pie with a wagon rut through the middle. I'd help her save her hat too.

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  4. SandeeMay 29, 2015 at 7:13 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I see her point here.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. BrigMay 29, 2015 at 7:49 AM

    LOL... and what is the back story on LL knowing what it looks like? Wait never mind, somethings it's better not to know.

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  6. mike ukMay 29, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    Brilliant, best laugh today and can relate.

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  7. edutcherMay 29, 2015 at 12:13 PM

    One must prioritize.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:17 PM

    Randy, you're right ... I think.

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:18 PM

    Fredd, I pride myself on not making you think here.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:21 PM

    LL, I guess I'll have to bow to you expertise.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:22 PM

    Sandee, LL can help with that hat too.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    Brighid, LL hires them older when he's in Reno.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:25 PM

    Michael, We do our best.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)May 30, 2015 at 3:25 PM

    Edutcher, One must.

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  15. Ron RussellMay 31, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    Now I know the reason I hold on tightly to my hat! But it could just be it covers the bald spot!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)June 2, 2015 at 7:44 AM

    Ron, spot? You're lucky.

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