Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "the Isis group,"
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "the Isis group,"
she says. "Why them," her father asks in shock? "Well,"
she says, "I thought that if a little
American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines
to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all
over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines
to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all
over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open,
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open,
the Marines could blow the shit out of them."
Happy Valentine's Day !
Happy Valentine's Day !
Thanks Hal !
lovely, unfortunately it makes more sense than oblama's plan.
ReplyDeleteDenis, you mean the one where he surrenders?
DeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Sandee, I love it when you love it.
DeleteSuffer the children to come unto me.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, OK
DeleteWhew! For a minute there I thought you were going to allow that little girl her progressive delusions.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, how long you been coming here?
Delete3 years, 7 months
DeleteBut remember, I'm a blonde.
Amen! To bad she will grow up and go to college to get stupid
ReplyDeleteRon, tis a pity.
DeleteSmart little girl!
ReplyDeleteBrighid, damn straight.
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