I Met An Older Women At A Bar

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked 

pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too 

bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably 

had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever 

had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered 

what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's 

your lucky night.'
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the 

hall light and shouted upstairs: 

'Mom...you still awake?'

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