Joe Biden Is Brilliant

NewsBusted 1/31/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

Prius Driving B _ _ _ _ !

Enjoy this woman freaking out ... I did.

Whenever we can piss off a liberal I 

consider it a win for our side.

Stolen From Sandee (LINK)

FLASH ... Sick Woodsterman Posts Anyway

 Very Clever ...

 Thanks Dick !

Doesn't that about sum it up.

I did not watch the SOTU because I've heard
enough lies to last a lifetime.

I apologize for my apparent MIA status, but I've been
ill and looking at this computer absolutely makes me
feel even worse. Just a quick one this time and hopefully
I'll be on my feet later. It's just a man cold, but you men
know what I'm talking about. Ladies, please humor me
and the Woodsterman will adore you till his dying day.
That could be shortly the way I feel.  

NewsBusted 1/28/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

Brenda Fishman, "Life Savers"

PC Here? Are You Kidding.

NewsBusted 1/24/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

A Tip From An Old Man ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A tip from an old man...

 When you see a woman.... And want her badly....
Please consider the following....

 No matter how beautiful she is.....

 No matter how sexy she is....

 No matter how seductive she is...

 No matter how huge her breasts are...

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this...
SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!

Thanks Dan!

Other Tips From Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change

65 Years Ago

This is PRICELESS ...

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her 
family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with 
hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery 
stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering 
$5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with'Carnation 
Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know 
about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, 
and several weeks later a black car pulled up in front of her house.

A large man got out, knocked on her door, and said, "Ma'am, 
the president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your entry. 
So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000, even 
though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.

Here it is:

They tell me True story!

Thanks Dan!

Thursday Odds and Ends

 I just had to add a couple of words to this photo.

Stolen from my friends at FaceBook.

When Insults Had Class

These glorious insults are from an era before the 
English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either 

die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace 

your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices 

I admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many 

obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might 

send a reader to the dictionary." - 

William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; 

I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter 

saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked 

by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my 

new play; bring a friend... if you have one." 

- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... 

if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost 

like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships 

his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope 

it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of 

dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine 

to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always 

yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it 

did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope 

without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away 

and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; 

others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses 

lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination." 

- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for 

music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. 

But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 1/21/14 ~ NesBusters.org

How Did That Happen ????

Thanks Dan !

How Did That Happen ???

Thanks Dan !

They're Here ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

They Have Arrived !

K-MART'S NEW SUNGLASSES COLLECTION!

Got Ya !!!

Here's Looking at the Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change

Thanks Dan !

NewsBusted 1/17/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

NewsBusted 1/15/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

How did That Happen ??

Thanks Dan!

How Did That Happen ?

Thanks Dan!

NewsBusted 1/10/14 ~ NewsBusters.org

Sled Ride in the Alps

Post by 95.7 KJR.

Beer Drinking Football Music ... Over The Top!

Gauge This ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

FOR ALL of YOU TOOL NUTS ... here's a great present

New gauge from Lowe's Tool Dept.

It takes a while to learn all the settings but be patient & you'll eventually figure it out ---

You'll know for sure with this gauge, no more guessing!

Lowe's ... A man's toy store

 It's just so much fun to use. Oh, she's a 10.

And a guy just can't own too many tools!....

 

Thanks for the heads up on tools Dan!

 

Other Tool Lover Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change 

Whoa ~ More Leftovers From Wednesday on Friday

 Carl should be saying he's from the GOP.

 My favorite above, but no chance about listening.

Happy to have stolen these from my friends at Facebook.