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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Race Bannon at Breakfast

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old
Granddaughter and I asked her.
 "What day is tomorrow?"  She said "It's
President's Day!"
 She is a smart kid.  I asked "What does
President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln... etc.
 She replied, "President's Day is when
President Obama steps out of the White
House and if he sees his shadow, we have 
4 more years of Bull Shit."
 You know, It hurts when hot coffee spurts
out of your nose!
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22 comments:

  1. Opus #6February 20, 2013 at 6:14 AM

    I used to view President's Day with reverence. Heck, I used to view the office of the president that way too.

    Obama changed all that. He sure is good at CHANGE.

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  2. Randy-gFebruary 20, 2013 at 7:38 AM

    Another keyboard covered in coffee...Who get this bill?

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    Opie, I remember when we had Presidents Birthdays. Now they're all lumped together with the likes of Duhwon.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    Randy, send it to race. This just appeared in my inbox this morning.

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  5. SandeeFebruary 20, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    What Opus said. Exactly what I was thinking. He's a joke. He doesn't even know it.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    Sandee, we all do though, huh.

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  7. Ron RussellFebruary 20, 2013 at 8:54 AM

    Some kids get it and some don't! So there is still hope!

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  8. edutcherFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Moral of the story:

    always swallow before the punch line.

    PS We used to honor Washington and Lincoln (or Robert E Lee) on their birthdays.

    Now, we could care less.

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  9. Marine4everFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    Between Race and Opus #6, there just ain't that much to add! (I want my grandchildren to grow up to be just like Race!)

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    Ron, better than hope and change.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    Edutcher, and what recognized holiday is named after a person now?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    Marine, they nailed it huh.

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  13. LLFebruary 20, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    Race is a subversive and a trouble maker. I DENOUNCE HIM! (now where is my "rat money payment" check from the White House?)

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)February 20, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Ll, shhhh I'll look into it. We'll split it and leave Race in the cold.

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  15. EuripidesFebruary 20, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Dag nabbit! I put coffee through my nose as well with this one. Must be some kind of plot!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)February 21, 2013 at 6:00 AM

    Euripides. Got You!

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  17. USA_AdmiralFebruary 21, 2013 at 7:04 AM

    The day may be tarnished beyond recovery.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)February 21, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    Admiral, We keep moving forward against the socialist Utopia.

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  19. edutcherFebruary 21, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    I'd like to say Columbus or St Patrick's Day, but we know better.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)February 21, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    Edutcher, yoooooou know.

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  21. UnknownFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    True wisdom out of the "mouths of babes".

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)February 23, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Scotty, better out of mouths of babes than out your nose.

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