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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Fairy

I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as Congress gets its head out of its ass."

"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.

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18 comments:

  1. USA_AdmiralDecember 16, 2012 at 3:03 AM

    What an early morning surprise this was.

    A new level of crafty and eye pain too.

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  2. LLDecember 16, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Where did you find that photo of me, Odie?

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  3. Mike MilesDecember 16, 2012 at 7:19 AM

    My wish would have been to please never wear that outfit again...

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  4. SandeeDecember 16, 2012 at 9:16 AM

    Loved the joke, but that photograph is enough to make you barf. Took that in San Francisco right?

    Have a terrific Sunday Odie. :)

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    Admiral, I'm here to please.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    LL, I googled "Gay Fairy" and walla, there you were.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    Mike, it was so comfortable ... huh LL.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    Sandee, You betcha.

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  9. BrookeDecember 16, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    HAHAHAHAAAA!!! Thanks for that much needed laugh, Odie!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 16, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    That's hilarious...

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  11. edutcherDecember 16, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    So what's the joke, the guy or the text?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Brooke, that's why we're still open for business here at Woodsterman.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 3:07 PM

    Doubletroubletwo, thank you many.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 3:07 PM

    Edutcher, joke?

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  15. TeresaDecember 16, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    I think I might need some brain bleach after seeing that picture.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 16, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Teresa, that's in aisle 5.

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  17. Ron RussellDecember 17, 2012 at 11:48 AM

    Congress only wishes for more money---all of them! As for the fairy---hope I never see one again.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)December 18, 2012 at 9:13 AM

    Ron, you know you'd miss him.

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