An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working
in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but
decided that if she's old enough to know to
ask the question, then
she's old enough to get a
straight answer.
Steering himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
Steering himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of
intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied,
The little girl replied,
"Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
Thanks Dan !
Bwahahahahahahaha. Perception is a dangerous thing sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
Grampa's can silly cant they, Sandee
ReplyDeleteCouple sex and couple secs can be the same thing to an older couple.
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one---shows the difference between old minds and young ones.
ReplyDeleteLL, you too?
ReplyDeleteRon, I prefer to think of it as a difference of endurance.
ReplyDeleteThis may be the best thing you've ever posted, Odie!
ReplyDeleteLoved LL's comment...and your response. Almost as funny as the joke.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like something my Genna would do. On purpose.
ReplyDelete..actually, Odie, I am glad the old guy explained it. It's been so long that I'd completely forgotten!
ReplyDelete:-D
Context is everything.
ReplyDeleteAOW, I contribute that to your short memory.
ReplyDeleteLady, thanks, that's what we do here.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, Fun times huh.
ReplyDeleteTWP, So that wasn't you I saw.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, Was that context, consex, or consecs?
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