Walking Eagle

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ..

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

*HUMPDAY BONUS . . . 

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, 

I have noticed a large number of people implying with 

bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to 

state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. 

Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane 

zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".

Thanks Dan & (H/T) Randy's Roundtable  

NewsBusted 8/30/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Is This A Vision Randy ?

While visiting our blogging buddy Randy's Blog

I was given a vision . . . You just never know.

Click HERE to try your luck at Randy's Roundtable

The Atlanta Air Show

 

 

 Some aircraft just get more beautiful with age!!!!

This Is Worth Seeing !

Hat/Tip to Stopsign at Lonely is the Nights

Barber Shop ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

  

This is an actual men's barbershop in Poland ..  

Owned by women...
And they say women are not smarter than men?

Be honest:


If this barbershop was in your community

How many haircuts would you get a month?

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 8/26/11 ~ NewsBusters.org (Again?)

This is a repost of the repost ... or something like that.

This Just In . . . Earthquake Update

Reports of the devastation keep coming in.

The latest photo below:

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. (Stolen from a former student's email).

 

From Chuck S. by way of Allison (H/T)

Photo stolen from The War Planner (H/T)

Dog's Face . . .

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK ON THIS DOG'S FACE!

HELL YES I'M GONNA SNIFF IT, IT'S WHAT I DO!

Thanks David !

Blond Phone Call

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth, why did you do that?"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

NewsBusted 8/23/11 ~ NewsBusters.org (Again)

This is not the same video as first posted. Someone 

somewhere didn't like the first one I guess.

Spot The Cat !!!

If you can spot it within 15 seconds then you are great......

So obvious once you find it  … so frustrating when you can’t!!!

PS: The answer is HERE if you absolutely must!

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS / RT Sport . . .

 Thanks for the find Lee H/T

Entrepreneur ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

This girl could be sitting at home drawing unemployment.
Instead she's established a business with unlimited potential 

for expansion. A creative entrepreneur who has developed 

a business idea.

She is selling margaritas on the beach 

(clearing $1250.00 per day)...

The jobs ARE out there folks!!!!

NewsBusted 8/19/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Have to run ... Show in Tahoe City this weekend.

Politically Incorrect

I had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo

sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer. A homeless man sat

there and said, "I haven't eaten for two days."

I told him, "I wish I had your frickin' will power."
 

Top tip: if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in

the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping

with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. 

Wish me luck.....I appear in court next Monday.

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry

about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry, you're bound to lose it

eventually.'
 

I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. 

She had on a pair of jeans that said, 'Guess.'

So, I said, "I don't know........maybe 350 pounds."
 

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8

inches tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance with a face like

that!"
 

I have a new pick up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how

gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner

and always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes, "Excuse me

love, could I ask your opinion?  Does this damp cloth smell like

chloroform to you?"
 

Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor 

away..'   But since  many 

doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon

sandwich works best.
 

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things

commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans were not the

correct answers.

Magical Misery Tour

H/T to Lee Vanden Brink for the find.

NewsBusted 8/16/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

As Promised, I've been absent as of late. Still trying

to act like a rich Republican by selling my wares at

the local arts and craft shows. I'm not fooling anyone

about being a rich Republican though. I'm not visiting

your blogs as often as I like. After Labor Day Weekend

things will slow down to a crawl. Then I can return to

my old obnoxious self. For a peek about what I'm

talking about, you new readers, check on "Why I Am

Called Woodsterman" above.

New Dollar Bill

The Treasury Department has issued a new dollar bill 

to reflect the state of the economy.

ALSO THIS:

Save Money and the Environment:

Buy a new Smart Car!

 Below is a Photo of An  Accident Near
New  Orleans Involving Two Trucks And  A Smart Car
at less than 10  MPH.

I Think I'll Pass On  Saving Gas;
I'd Rather Save My  Ass.

Just Git 'er Done . . . Too

These men are all finalists in the "Just Git 'er Done" contest.
We can only hope they survive until the awards ceremony.

Thanks David !

Are You A Real Cowboy OR Rule5 Woodsterman Style

Warning: Strong Language

NewsBusted 8/12/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Just Git 'er Done

These men are all finalists in the "Just Git 'er Done" contest.
We can only hope they survive until the awards ceremony.

Thanks David !

Montana Bear Tragedy

This is a very sad story about a bear. Everybody should heed 

the warning to not feed wildlife because they become dependent 

and cannot forage for themselves anymore. This is such a 

tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife! 

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning 

to affect U.S. wildlife. . . .

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing 

signs of belonging to the Democratic Party...... as they have

apparently learned to just sit on their ass and wait for the government 

to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed: 

Bearock Bearama.

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 8/9/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

A Sign of the Times . . . Four

And on request ....

Fellow Woodworker and Humorist ... Go Figure

I don't know how many of you have discovered Lee,

but he's an accomplished Woodworker and great 

humorist as seen here. You can find him at his Blog

and on Facebook.

Hat/Tip to Lee Vanden Brink

A Sign of the Times . . . Three

Will the Dollar Fall OR Rule5 Woodsterman Style

I posted this because I know you're interested in finance.


TO MY FINANCIALLY FOCUSED FRIENDS:
 

The Question of the Day is...   





Will the Dollar fall or not?

Always remember,

The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Ass!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO THANK ME, REALLY—IT’S POSTED OUT OF FRIENDSHIP AND CONCERN FOR 

YOUR FINANCIAL WELL BEING.

NewsBusted 8/5/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Retirement Bonus

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an 

early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered 

for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a 

straight line between any Two points in his body. The officer got to 

choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted 

asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 

He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
 

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be 

measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked 

out with $96,000. 

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a 

grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured 

replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by 

the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the 

nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old 

Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the 

 measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' 

which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip 

of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he 

suddenly exclaimed,''Where are your testicles?''
The old Chief calmly replied, ''Vietnam''.

Woodsterman's Thoughts on the Budget Deal

NewsBusted 8/2/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

A Sign of the Times . . . Two

Thanks David !