Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
America's Smartest Woman
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute
and left the plane.
The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped
out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated
war hero from the Navy of the United States of America ." So he
grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman took my school bag."
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute
and left the plane.
The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped
out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated
war hero from the Navy of the United States of America ." So he
grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman took my school bag."
Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh
Friday, October 29, 2010
The Walmartians Are Coming IV
Thursday, October 28, 2010
The Walmartians Are Coming III
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Bad Day ?
Even when you're having a really,
really bad day ....
There will always be one more out
there to screw you.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
The Walmartians Are Coming II
Monday, October 25, 2010
Test To Follow ...
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Political Science 101
A Short Spelling Lesson:
The last four letters in American........I Can
The last four letters in Republican......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.......Rats
End of Lesson, now educate the masses by passing this on.
Test to follow in NOvember
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Political Science 101
A Short Spelling Lesson:
The last four letters in American........I Can
The last four letters in Republican......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.......Rats
End of Lesson, now educate the masses by passing this on.
Test to follow in NOvember
Sunday, October 24, 2010
The Walmartians Are Coming
They're here .... Thanks Dan
Saturday, October 23, 2010
American Know How - Unreported by the "Mainstream Media"
An American Hero?
Can't have that, can we?
While the White House may not believe in American exceptionalism, I do. And I'm thinking there's a whole bunch of people in Chile that would agree.
Regarding the mine rescue, did you know:
The guy that designed the rescue module was a NASA Engineer?
The Drill was made by Schramm Inc. from Pennsylvania.
The Drill Bits were made by Center Rock, Inc. located in Berlin, Pennsylvania.
The lead driller Jeff Hart and his team are from Denver, Colorado. They are on loan from the US Military in Afghanistan where they are drilling water wells for our Forward Operating Bases.
He spent the next 33 days on his feet, operating the drill that finally provided a way out Saturday for 33 trapped miners. "You have to feel through your feet what the drill is doing; it's a vibration you get so that you know what's happening," explained Hart.
Hart was called in from Afghanistan, "simply because he's the best" at drilling larger holes with the T130's wide-diameter drill bits, Stefanic said.
Standing before the levers, pressure meters and gauges on the T130's control panel, Hart and the rest of the team faced many challenges in drilling the shaft. At one point, the drill struck a metal support beam in the poorly mapped mine, shattering its hammers. Fresh equipment had to be flown in from the United States and progress was delayed for days as powerful magnets were lowered to pull out the pieces.
The mine's veins of gold and copper ran through quartzite with a high level of abrasive silica, rock so tough that it took all their expertise to keep the drill's hammers from curving off in unwanted directions. "It was horrible," said Center Rock President Brandon Fisher, exhausted after hardly sleeping during the effort.
Fisher, Stefanic and Hart called it the most difficult hole they had ever drilled, because of the lives at stake.
"If you're drilling for oil and you lose the hole, it's different. This time there's people down below," Stefanic said. "We ruined some bits, worked through the problems as a team, and broke through," Hart said. "I'm very happy now."
Miners' relatives crowded around Hart on Saturday, hugging and posing for pictures with him as he walked down from the rescue operation into the tent camp where families had anxiously followed his work.
"He's become the hero of the day," said Dayana Olivares, whose friend Carlos Bugueno is one of the miners stuck below.
In a different day and age, Jeff Hart would be the most famous American in our country right now. He would be honored at the White House. Schoolchildren would learn of his skill and heroism. But because Jeff Hart works in an industry currently being demonized more people in Chilewill celebrate this symbol of American greatness than in America itself.
Michelle Malkin
Can't have that, can we?
While the White House may not believe in American exceptionalism, I do. And I'm thinking there's a whole bunch of people in Chile that would agree.
Regarding the mine rescue, did you know:
The guy that designed the rescue module was a NASA Engineer?
The Drill was made by Schramm Inc. from Pennsylvania.
The Drill Bits were made by Center Rock, Inc. located in Berlin, Pennsylvania.
The lead driller Jeff Hart and his team are from Denver, Colorado. They are on loan from the US Military in Afghanistan where they are drilling water wells for our Forward Operating Bases.
He spent the next 33 days on his feet, operating the drill that finally provided a way out Saturday for 33 trapped miners. "You have to feel through your feet what the drill is doing; it's a vibration you get so that you know what's happening," explained Hart.
Hart was called in from Afghanistan, "simply because he's the best" at drilling larger holes with the T130's wide-diameter drill bits, Stefanic said.
Standing before the levers, pressure meters and gauges on the T130's control panel, Hart and the rest of the team faced many challenges in drilling the shaft. At one point, the drill struck a metal support beam in the poorly mapped mine, shattering its hammers. Fresh equipment had to be flown in from the United States and progress was delayed for days as powerful magnets were lowered to pull out the pieces.
The mine's veins of gold and copper ran through quartzite with a high level of abrasive silica, rock so tough that it took all their expertise to keep the drill's hammers from curving off in unwanted directions. "It was horrible," said Center Rock President Brandon Fisher, exhausted after hardly sleeping during the effort.
Fisher, Stefanic and Hart called it the most difficult hole they had ever drilled, because of the lives at stake.
"If you're drilling for oil and you lose the hole, it's different. This time there's people down below," Stefanic said. "We ruined some bits, worked through the problems as a team, and broke through," Hart said. "I'm very happy now."
Miners' relatives crowded around Hart on Saturday, hugging and posing for pictures with him as he walked down from the rescue operation into the tent camp where families had anxiously followed his work.
"He's become the hero of the day," said Dayana Olivares, whose friend Carlos Bugueno is one of the miners stuck below.
In a different day and age, Jeff Hart would be the most famous American in our country right now. He would be honored at the White House. Schoolchildren would learn of his skill and heroism. But because Jeff Hart works in an industry currently being demonized more people in Chilewill celebrate this symbol of American greatness than in America itself.
Michelle Malkin
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Squirrels In The Bird Feeder ?
Worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder??
Good rope, huh ?
Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!
Fort Steele is near Cranbrook ....
Thanks David ...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Season's Greetings (Well Voting Season)
T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
...
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
And all through the town
...
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
Author Unknown
Thank You Allison at A Daily Laugh (Link)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
NewsBusted 10/16/10 ~ NewsBusters.org
This was just posted Saturday night. Sorry for the
delay on the Jodi fix guys. Maybe we'll hear the
reason for the delay one day. Sometimes their
Media Research Center doesn't like something.
Fishing Quiz Final .....
OK, here's the last part of the quiz ... Good Luck.
The answers will be below.
The answers are all "d".
How did you do?
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Fishing Quiz part II .....
Here's the second installment ... Good Luck!
The last installment is tomorrow, and that's when
we'll all know just what kind of a fisherman you are.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Fishing Quiz .....
TEST YOUR FISHING KNOWLEDGE.
I MYSELF GOT THEM ALL CORRECT,
DUE TO MY VAST FISHING EXPERIENCE.
GOOD LUCK.
I MYSELF GOT THEM ALL CORRECT,
DUE TO MY VAST FISHING EXPERIENCE.
GOOD LUCK.
Fishing Quiz For The Masters Not As Easy As It Looks
Pass this quiz and consider yourself a Master Angler!
Pass this quiz and consider yourself a Master Angler!
This test is in three parts and the answers will be posted
with the last installment.
The Next installment will be on Saturday.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry VII
LibTards abound !
This is your typical San Francisco LibTard,
gold lame' wearing, bank robber (always in style).
It's always good to have dreams ...
Another Pelosi and Boxer voter on the way to the polls.
Oh Crap! they're everywhere ... You MUST vote in NOvember !
Street Walkers have no competition in San Francisco.
Girls, don't you hate it when your Mother barrows your bikini?
Worse Yet ... how about when your father borrows it?
Monday, October 11, 2010
Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry VI
There's enough libtards out there to post forever.
Now here is your every day, run of the mill,
average Nancy Pelosi voter from San Francisco.
That alone should scare the crap out of a normal voter!
That alone should scare the crap out of a normal voter!
They both vote in San Francisco.
Damn, here comes Barbara Boxer's campaign manager
to chase us away from the campaign headquarters.
That does say "feeling lucky" doesn't it?
NOPE !
The poster children for gays in the military.
That gold lame' outfit is simply adorable.
You make Barney Frank very proud.