Tuesday, August 20, 2019

You Get Libturd Tuesday Because I'm Swamped












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8 comments:

edutcher said...

Proud to be like the last guy.

Mac said...

Let's say milk costs $1.00...

LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats five rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda gets $1200 a month, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?

If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3-8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that would be me also.

Kid said...

Yep, that last one is the best one.

The Old Guy said...

Before you teach your daughter to shoot, teach her the Four Rules of Gun Safety.

Specifically Rule 3 in this picture: Keep your finger off the trigger (and out of the trigger guard) until you have acquired your target and are preparing to shoot.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mac, that's great because Chicago schools don't teach that shit.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kid, it got a lot of shares on Facebook.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Yes Old Safety Guy!

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