Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Every Last Nickel


A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.



A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading on her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

 As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."

Thanks Jim

14 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

It's cruel world out there I tell ya.

edutcher said...

When you need a job done, get the best.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. That ending says it all.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ♪♫♪♫

Brig said...

Good one Odie, I sure didn't see that one coming...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, yes and it keeps me going.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, they can be thorough.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, For a good time call the IRS?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, we like surprises here at Woodsterman.

Kathe W. said...

excellent! I wondered how they did that! hahah!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

LOL! That's a good one.

Kid said...

Yes, surprise ending there. Good stuff.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kathe W. that's how they get mine.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Memories of Eric and Flynn, Glad you like.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kid, Good rub for a nickle.

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