Thursday, January 31, 2019

Libturd Thursday Again




 So ... A MAGA hat hurts your widdle feelings








 Thanks Facebookies



Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Monday, January 28, 2019

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 184 ~


An entire town was terrified by the sound of a machine gun. Turns out, it was just this little guy:


Thank You Russell

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Friday, January 25, 2019

Thursday, January 24, 2019

COW HIT BY LIMO


Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at 
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the 
back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You 
get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." 

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is 
dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were 
driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over 
there." 

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full 
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. 

"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman. 

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best 
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, 
and the daughter made love to me." 

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman. 

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, 
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow." 



Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

Thanks Hal

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

One Wish



I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

I wish to live “forever”, I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”

“Your crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

Thanks Jim

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...