Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Laughing At Libturds










Thank You to the victims of my thieving ways.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

It's Fundaaaaayyyyyy!








 Do you want to bet she is still holding firm.

Thanks Facebookers

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Senior’s Parachute Club ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. 

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. 

She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with some of the other old fellows. 

So I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are over 71 and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" 

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. 

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." 

“Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!" 

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.







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Friday, July 27, 2018

Crazy Damn Libturds








Thanks you wonderful facebookers.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Tuesday, July 24, 2018