Sunday, March 25, 2018

Californians


Very true but, even though I live here, I still don't consider myself a Californian​...That IS one nice thing about California though; Even if you don't really "fit in" nobody really gives a shit unless, of course, you speak your mind.





"You know you're from California if:"





1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney----------- really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16.  Or it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator was your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally they want to give you one.

Thanks David

15 comments:

edutcher said...

The last one.

Holy...

LL said...

Yes, it's ALL true.

Very sad.

Because it doesn't have to be, but it is.

Sandee said...

I live in California and wish I didn't, just like you. These are all unfortunately true.

Pot is legal.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

adrianvance said...

Outrageous as this may seem, California is actually far worse. It is bankrupt, the schools are in ruin, they want to outlaw petroleum soon so how do we export food, import whatever we need or do business of any kind, all with horsepower?

Google "Two Minute Conservative" for more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I know. I see it every day and I'm pissed off!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I'm only 25 miles from escaping.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, We need to leave don't we.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

adrianvance, the thought in California, is there is no thought.

You can leave you blog address here. I just don't allow fake blog addresses that are trying to sell something.

https://adrianvance.blogspot.com ... like that.

Brig said...

California, I'm leaving and so are a lot of others.

Mike aka Proof said...

I'm a transplant to California. Once, voluntarily! (Read: Glutton for punishment)

Unknown said...

Pot is legal so that the other things don't seem so terrible. Smoke up!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, when the grandson is a little older I might be right behind you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I was born and raised here, and this isn't the same state.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Unknown, I don't partake.

War Planner said...

..ever realize that "therapist" is the conjunction of two words?

THE + RAPIST