Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Fun For A Tuesday

 Thanks Facebookers and Dick

Monday, February 27, 2017

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XCIII

Use the tazer, Herb!

Use the tazer, Herb!

Use the tazer, Herb!

For CHRIST'S SAKES use the fuckin' tazer!

Thanks so much Hal!

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Cleavage ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Are you interested in participating in a survey being conducted by the World Health Organization, a branch of The United Nations, in an effort to evaluate and improve the mental health of men.
The survey asks the question “IS CLEAVAGE OVERRATED?”  If you have no interest in this survey, just go back to what ever you were doing. Thank you for your time.

Thanks Hal

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Friday, February 24, 2017

Libturds Too

Thanks Facebookies 

I have more work to do. The snow is blocking the windows.
Oh, for those wondering, there is now 500" on the higher
peaks. Divide that by 12 ... OUCH!

Thursday, February 23, 2017


Thanks David

I was very unresponsive yesterday because of snow, power
outages, snow, internet down, and did I say snow.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Dr. Smith ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith 
about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 
'Every day after your shower, rub your chest 
and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, 
I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!  
To her utter amazement she grew terrific 
D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.  

 Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't 
recite the little rhyme, she stoodup in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes  and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, 
I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'

'Yes I am... How did you know?'

He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock"!

Thanks Dan 

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