Sunday, January 29, 2017




There we go again bowing to the Muslim wishes!

Thanks Dan

Friday, January 27, 2017


Thanks Facebook Pals and Others.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Busy, Busy, Busy . . . .

Not only am I busy shoveling, the power went out 
for about an hour. Thought I'd better post quickly
and while I can.

Thanks Facebook Buddy O' Pals

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

The Perfect Man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her  back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife." 

Thanks Old NFO (LINK) Via Brig (LINK)

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Know That Beaver ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An 86-year-old man went to his
doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was
feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and
I've never felt better.' I now have a 30
year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"  

The doctor considered his question
for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an
older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go
hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a
lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at
the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at
home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent
creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went
'bang, bang'." Miraculously, two shots rang out
and the beaver fell over dead. 

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest 
that somebody else pumped a couple of
rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

Thanks Hal

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