Wednesday, June 14, 2017

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?



Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these
days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."


12 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. And he's blonde too, right? Love this.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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    1. Sandee, many blondes come from that area of the world.

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  2. You always manage to find stuff that makes me snort when I get to the punch line. Thanks, Odie.

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    1. Adrienne, It's thanks to my many friends like Brig.

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  3. Every place sells everything any more.

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  4. Very funny. And time sensitive. Nice photo of the ACE store in TRUKEEEEE.

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    1. Unknown, Funny how we both know that. And it used to be the old Safeway building.

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  5. A first heard a version of this story decades ago.

    A guy goes into a shop and walked up to the counter and ordered a pound
    of Kielbasa and a half pound of potato salad.

    The guy behind the counter asked the customer if he was Polish,

    The man replied Yes, how could you tell?

    Well Sir this is a F&^%*ng hardware store!

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    1. Unknown, mine is a little kinder and gentler.

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  6. I guess Ace isn't the place with the helpful hardware man!

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