Monday, June 26, 2017

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 108 ~


John Deere Tractor For Sale

Inventor of the Back-Up-Sensor
 

 

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Woodsterman Makes It Big ~ Hollywood Jealous ... Again


 Let's Par'tay!
 
Here's Woodsterman with this years Paul Revere Award and the first
Years Paul Revere Award. Thank you to all the little people for making 
this award possible. 
Seriously, Thank you all for nominating me and voting for
Woodsterman. And a SPECIAL thanks to Curmudgeon at
Political Clown Parade for doing all of this for the small
blogs.




 

Friday, June 23, 2017

Phunny Phryday


 Above is my Facebook friend Tom.
He's a professional photographer with a
great sense of humor.



Thanks Facebook Friends

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Sobriety In Question . . . .



A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a car key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's tool is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!"

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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Amish Elevator


A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father 
were in a mall. They were amazed by almost 
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide 
back together again.

 The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
 
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
 'Son, I have never seen anything like this 
in my life, I don't know what it is.'
 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
 a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
 and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between
 them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
 They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
 then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
  Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
 24-year-old blond stepped out.
 The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
 said quietly to his son.....
  'Go get your Mother'..........
 Dick, Thank You so much!

Friday, June 16, 2017