Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXX



Thanks Dan



Sunday, November 27, 2016

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs.  In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.  In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  After 50, they are like onions."


"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,  "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man  goes through three phases.  In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.  In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.  After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes.  The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

 Thanks Dan

Friday, November 25, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving ~ Woodsterman Style

Happy Thanksgiving All ~ Enjoy your families!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016