Friday, October 21, 2016

The Jogger



Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. 
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker 
standing on the same street corner, day after day.

 


With some apprehension he would brace himself as he 
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between 
Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted 
to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street 
corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 
offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been 
doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation 
for the former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them 
past the corner, Bill became even more 
apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"

Thanks Hal

8 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Yep, see what you get for five bucks.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, he over paid.

edutcher said...

I love it!

Apparently, the Beast concurs.

Adrienne said...

Didn't see that one coming. Thanks, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher. she like girls too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, and how long have you been coming here?

cannon said...

I lost it laughing at the thought of Hillary jogging....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

cannon, I also thought it was a bit far fetched, but what the hey.