Thursday, March 10, 2016

They'rrrrreeee Baaaaack ... The Walmartians III

 Let's hope that Chewbacca's wife just got her hair 
done and is shopping for things to make for dinner 
at Walmart so Chew can come home to a hot meal.
 Clean up on aisle 4...
 Walmart: where you can get ideas for your nightmares.
 Dem eyebrows are so far off fleck.
 He wears the carcasses of his enemies as a warning 
to others not to make fun of his fuzzy boots.
That do just don't.

Thanks David


LL said...

You would have to make wigs like those all on your own. Maybe out of old bed stuffing or something reclaimed?

Sandee said...

Good grief. These are just so spot on. You can see anything in a Walmart and you will too.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, this is another one of those answers that's way above my pay grade.

Adrienne said...

That poor old guy thought he was just passing a bit of gas. Ugh. Don't they make pantie liners for guys?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I was at Walmart picking up something I ordered from The place was quite normal except for the over weight girl that helped me with her fly down.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, They sure do ... they're called pants.