Friday, February 26, 2016

Snow Ploughing in Dublin . . . .

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and 
wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during 
breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are 
going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You 
must park your car on the even-numbered side of 
the street, so the snow ploughs can get through." 
So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, 
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 
12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on 
the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow 
ploughs can get through." The good wife went out 
and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when 
the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 
inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the 
electric power went out. The good wife was very 
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, 
"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do 
I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that 
all men who are married to blondes exhibit, 
the husband replied,
 "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
Thanks Hal


LL said...

Another Classic, Odie!

Happy Friday!

Sandee said...

Well bless her heart. What a wonderful husband she has. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, it be cool huh.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

That wouldn't work around here. Before she could move the car out of the garage, she'd have to get her husband to dig the 10 feet of snow out from in front of the door, and he would change strategy long before that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we husbands must be understanding along with our mind reading duties at all times.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, this sounds very familiar.

edutcher said...

You have to be married to one to get the full import.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, wink wink.