Friday, January 29, 2016

Cowboy Heaven . . . .




A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked
 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, 

I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and 

smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out 
his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, 
back off or I'll kick the s#*t out of all of you!' "
 St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."


Thanks Hal

15 comments:

GOODSTUFF said...

sounds like he did not watch enough Billy Jack movies

Fredd said...

Gotta pick your battles, Tex.

Or, as Clint Eastwood said, 'a man's gotta know his limitations.'

LL said...

NEVER touch another man's bike.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Couple of minutes ago. Good one Odie.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

That's what happens in a gun free zone.

Adrienne said...

I think LL hit the nail on the head.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

GOODSTUFF - Billy Jack would have calmly taken his cowboy boots off first before ripping the guy's nose ring out. Then he'd be able to do all that Kung Fu shit on 'em.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, I'm proud to say I didn't either.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, gotta know all of that crap.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, whoa! I'm glad you said bike!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Thank you ma'am!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, and then some.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Oh sure make LL and Head the topic here. That's how I keep getting into trouble.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, you and GOODSTUFF should get your own show.

Ron Russell said...

LOL! Wasn't expecting that! Didn't realize it had been 4 days since last here! Had a few issues!