Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The Scottish Baby Boy


A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his Cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he Announces his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy Weighing 25 pounds .

             Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds ,
             But the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way Folks ...like I said - my boy's a typical Highland baby boy."
    
             Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says  "Say, you're the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 Pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how Big he'd be in two weeks..... so how much does he weigh now?"

             The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
             The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
 
          
The father takes a slow swig from his Johnny Walker Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
             Says, "Had him circumcised."


Thank You Brighid (LINK) 

12 comments:

Adrienne said...

Happens every time.

LL said...

I have the same problem. I've complained bitterly of having a 'baby-sized dick' - 32 inches/nine and a half pounds...

Sandee said...

Groan. Okay it was sort of funny. In a bragging sort of way.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, glad you agree.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, never advertise your short comings.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Funny? True story.

edutcher said...

Sounds like they cut a little low.

Euripides said...

Ah! You have to love Scotsmen. Have you heard this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2VayTZ_gPo

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it works out mathematically for me every time.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, it just isn't worth competing if you can't win first prize.

angrymike said...

That was good !

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, True story!