Sunday, December 20, 2015

Bubba From Texas . . . .

His name was Bubba, he was from Texas ... And he needed a loan, So...
He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000, and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
at the Redneck from the Texas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest of 23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumni from Texas A & M, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

His name was BUBBA.... Keep an eye on those Texas boys!
Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid !!!

Thanks Lloyd


Adrienne said...

And that's why Bubba is a millionaire.

LL said...

I'll have to remember that scam. It might come in handy one day.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.

I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a terrific day. ☺

stevebethere said...

LOL Bubba could teach us a few things heheh!

Have a scamtastic Sunday :-)

Ron Russell said...

You gotta watch those Bubba Boys!

edutcher said...

Always a point to keep in mind with anyone.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Bubba got it goin'.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, planning on parking a Ferrari in New York?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Thank You!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, he just did.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Bubba's is great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, anything is better than parking in New York City.

Fredd said...

Just remember, though, those Texas boys think that BEEF ribs are better than PORK ribs.

That's a rub that I can't overlook.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, damn I love them both.

Brighid said...

One of the Southern aunties always said she enjoyed taken the Northerners while they were busy thinking she was slow in mind as well as speech.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, those "Northerners" are wise beyond their common sense.