Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Woman's Issues Classes


Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By November 29, 2015
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a WalMart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.




             From Guys in the Witness Protection Program

Thank You Brighid

10 comments:

Sandee said...

I don't need to attend any of these. I'm just saying.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

gruntofmontecristo said...

LOLOL! Forgot "Going to a Restaurant Ladies Room Solo," and "How to Allow Your Husband to Enjoy Fatty Food or a Second Drink Without a 20 Minute Lecture on Health Concerns."

edutcher said...

Class 3 - Is It Possible To Drive Past a WalMart Without Stopping?

Ever since they ditched the Confederate flag, Hell, YES!

And I'm a Yankee (Northerner, not one of those stuffy, prissy New Englanders), born and raised, going back to the 1640s.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, OK but I hate to see you miss anything.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, At my house it's called "Gin Glare".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that only works if the little woman shares your opinion.

Ron Russell said...

Hope these classes are mandatory!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, sounds like you've made up your mind about that.

edutcher said...

Odie, The Blonde's cousins come from Pulaski TN

You bet she does.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, Next it's Home Depot. They've been up to no good too.