Monday, July 20, 2015
The Men's Help Line
Hello, “You have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line’,
my name is Bob. How can I help you?”
“Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.
You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when
I answer, the caller hangs up.
Plus, she goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot.
I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when
she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she
was not home. So, hid in the garage,
behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone’s car,
buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out
of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard
motor mounting bracket.
Is that something I can get welded,
or do I need to replace the whole bracket?”