Friday, July 24, 2015

Farm Life in Australia....

A little boy comes down to
breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks
if he had done his chores.

" Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he
does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes
to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ?" he asks.

"Well, " his mother says, " I
saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week
you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the

The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and
says, "You gonna tell him or should I ?"


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

It's one thing to put the kid out.

It's another to put Mama out.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, yup has to happen on occasion.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, not going to happen.

Fredd said...

I'm starting to wonder just exactly who needs the sensitivity training: That Bob guy, or maybe you, Odie. Pretty insensitive joke here to pigs, chickens, cows and cats.

Ron Russell said...

What happens when you "kick the bucket"?