Friday, June 12, 2015

Visit To The Doctor


A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited 
her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, 
"you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that!," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the 

morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and 
when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, 

plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, 

and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! 
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!." she implored, 
"I'm scared out of my wits!"

The Gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. 

"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

(Ready for this!)

"You're simply going through the change!"


Thanks Dan

16 comments:

  1. The change! The change! Classic Odie...

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  2. That one actually wounded me.

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  3. Randy, once in awhile a guy just has to post a palm-face-planter.

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  4. I've news for you Odie. That's not the way it happened for me. It wasn't that nice. I'm just saying. Loved the joke though.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. Sandee, I know I've seen it action.

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  6. She'd better get an epidural for the Kennedy halves and the Eisenhower dollars!

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  7. I told my wife to hold on until the twenties were coming out.

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