Friday, June 5, 2015

Drinking On A Plane . . . .


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight 
from London.  After the plane was airborne, 
drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, 
which was promptly brought and placed before him.



The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would 
like a drink.  He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be 
savagely raped by a dozen whores 
than let liquor touch my lips."



The Irishman then handed his drink back to the 
attendant and said, "Me, too, 
I didn't know we had a choice."

Thanks Hal

12 comments:

Fredd said...

There you go again, Odie. Bashing Irishmen. Keep it up.

Question: why did the Irishman cut off all of his toes?

Answer: so he could get closer to the bar.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

Ron Russell said...

How did you know I was mormon? Have a great day buddy!

Brighid said...

LOL! Ya made my Friday!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, there you go again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, keep those whores warm.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, that's my job My Lady.

Proof said...

I'm tired of us Irish always being portrayed as drunks and belligerent, and I'll punch the next guy who says we are!

edutcher said...

My sister lives in Salt Lake and they're really not that nasty about it.

BYOB is the rule, you just have to put it in a paper bag.

Proof said...

I'm tired of us Irish always being portrayed as drunks and belligerent, and I'll punch the next guy who says we are!

Ah, it's just to ward off the damp chill comin' off the Irish Sea, doncha know.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, hang tough dude.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, Utah is one of the only states you get to pay for your booze twice.