Thursday, April 30, 2015

Trust . . . .

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

Mexican tap water

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

Charlie Manson sleep walking

An elevator ride with Ray Rice

Michael Jackson's Doctor

A Palestinian on a motorcycle

Gas station Sushi

A Jimmy Carter economic plan

Brian Williams news reports

Loch Ness monster sightings

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Bill Clinton being responsible for White House interns

A night with the Boston Strangler

Thanks Hal



thanks ... that was fun

the sun is under the yard arm


LL said...

I think that sums it up nicely.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, Glad you enjoyed. Toss one for me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, All true too.

Sandee said...

I'm with you on this one Odie. I've never voted for a Clinton and I'm not every going to break that record.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Adrienne said...

Hillary (like our first "lady") both do that open mouthed squeal thingy accompanied with wide eyes some women do to recognize someone they have just spotted. That's why there's so many pics of them with their mouths agape. Try, just try, to imagine Jackie Kennedy doing such a thing. Ugh!

Fredd said...

A few more:

Her hubby babysitting my niece.

The IRS swiftly processing my application for tax exempt status. Name on the applicaton: Conservative Christian Republican Patriots for Repeal of the IRS Tax Code.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, We're all with you there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Her BIG mouth is fodder for my posts.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, be sides not trusting her, don't look for that tax exempt status soon.

You crack me up!

cube said...

She scares me even without your post. Thanks for the laughs though.

edutcher said...

Think you forgot an Obama promise, but you rounded the bases pretty well.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, people like her, in power, should scare everyone.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, That would not be one I would use.

Ron Russell said...

Some of those have not directly effected me, but that Mexican Water Tap in often a WMD----makes you wish you were dead. Montezuma got his revenge on me more than once.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I've been that sick only once. I'll never go back.