Thursday, April 16, 2015

My Good Luck


I won a Nigerian lottery according to 
an email from a Nigerian prince.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS 
in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account 
numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, 
to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

 

And then I got ANOTHER email.



It's from a KENYAN prince who wants to 
give me FREE healthcare for life!


All I have to do is give him:
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
and pay $700 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.
Then he can make it happen!

Am I on a roll or what !!!!

Thanks Dan!

18 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Yep. You're rolling in the thunder!

Fredd said...

You're in Fat City, bud.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. You're on a roll alright.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

joeh said...

Be careful, I think the second one might be a scam.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, first check is in the mail I'm told.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, drinks are on me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, need a load?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joeh, how could it be? The leader of the free world would never lie ... would he?

LL said...

Both deals are equally valid. Both Africans have equal credibility.

Ron Russell said...

Damn Odie, you are one lucky S.O.B.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, so it's a good thing, right?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Don't you worry, I'll never forget you little people that helped along the way.

cube said...

You know what, I need to shut my mouth or I could never run for president.

Proof said...

Gosh. Makes you wonder why anyone would ever want to delete emails?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

cube, stay vocal, you wouldn't want to run for president.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, Delete? Hell, I have over 500,000 in my in box now.

sig94 said...

Yep, you're on a sesame seed roll my friend.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94,, and I'm eating well my friend.