Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Let's Go To Wally-World, Shall We


 Hey! You staring at dat ass? Just because it looks like
 someone threw paint on her personal seismograph 
doesn’t mean you get to look. That’s his ass and he
 wants you to know it. Back off son.
 Sweet baby Jesus. What. The Shit. Is That? Bruce Jenner 
makes a better looking lady and he just started last month! 
Whatever, my penis is officially retired. Hanging up the 
jersey, it’s over. He doesn’t wanna play no mo’ 
and that’s on you lady.
 Wow. The Verizon “Can you hear me now” guy was 
much nicer about it than you are and look how popular 
he got. Who was having that much trouble seeing 
you that it drove you to this vulgarity?
 The line between MILF and embarrassing is a very thin one. 
The key ladies is to stay classy not groupie trashy.
I don’t see what’s weird with this picture at all. 
That’s just my Proctologist shopping for DVDs at Walmart.

 This guy looks like he played a mean jazz saxaphone…
but on Sesame Street.


Thank You People of Walmart (LINK)

17 comments:

LL said...

Walmart, the petri dish of humanity...always amusing in a terrifying sort of way.

Adrienne said...

I'm so glad we don't see this in our local Walmart. (yet)

The guy with the Ahole shirt should have been made to leave.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, it's always a great post subject to fall back on.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, but he worked there. Reno has about 6 Walmarts, and I know of one that is getting this way.

Sandee said...

This is just one of the reasons I won't shop at Wally World. Good grief.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

cube said...

Every time I shop at WalMart, I keep my eyes open for this type of activity. I've been lucky, so far, in that my WalMart nightmares come solely from your blog. Let's hope it stays that way.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you really have to search to see these.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, well if it keeps you coming back. I did see a couple myself last week, but I don't have the guts to take a photo of strangers and post it here.

Ron Russell said...

Makes me miss Wally World!

edutcher said...

Too bad the lavender plant barfed on the last guy's beard.

Think he's looking for something to clean it off?

Fredd said...

These folks in these photos are the upper crust, the ones with money. You think Walmart wants a bunch of folks with NO money hanging around? No, no they don't.

Now, if you want to catch some lower class folk, do a quick visit to the Greyhound bus terminal. Now THERE'S some real lowlifes to gawk at. (just don't hang around too long).

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, sounds like I should post more photos for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, well you can find just about anything at Walmart.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, glad to see you escaped from the Greyhound Terminal.

Brighid said...

I had a phobia about going anywhere near Wally World, it's back!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, oh please forgive me.

Wraith said...

The guy in the neon shirt is more than likely a biker who's been hit by some fool who "didn't see him."

Having been riding for three decades, I can sympathize with the message, if not the delivery.