Sunday, April 12, 2015

Chicago Church


When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black 
Chicago Church, I decided to check him out in person 
and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, 
maybe it was because I was the only 
white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of 
Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will
walk today."     

I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came
by and repeated the same thing.  Again I told him there 
is nothing wrong with me.     

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, 
my car had been stolen ! ! !

18 comments:

joeh said...

Oh that's just so wrong!

Funny, but wrong!

LL said...

glory glory hallelujah - income redistribution at work.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn't see the coming. I also linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

Timothy Hecht said...

Next time take a cab.

Proof said...

Should have gone to Rev. Wright's church. They would have offered to sell it back to you!

edutcher said...

Truth is Everlasting!

Or something.

Brighid said...

Praise the Lord and pass the hubcaps...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joeh, ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, glory glory hallelujah, Doode.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you for the SS link.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Timothy, that would do it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I would have bought it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, hallelujah!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, you win the prize for best comment.

messymimi said...

Heeheehee! Guess they do know what they are talking about!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Messymimi, I would say so.

Ron Russell said...

Amen---those two really know the neighborhood.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Amen