Sunday, April 12, 2015

Chicago Church


When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black 
Chicago Church, I decided to check him out in person 
and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, 
maybe it was because I was the only 
white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of 
Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will
walk today."     

I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came
by and repeated the same thing.  Again I told him there 
is nothing wrong with me.     

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, 
my car had been stolen ! ! !

18 comments:

  1. Oh that's just so wrong!

    Funny, but wrong!

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  2. glory glory hallelujah - income redistribution at work.

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  3. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn't see the coming. I also linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

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  4. Should have gone to Rev. Wright's church. They would have offered to sell it back to you!

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  5. Truth is Everlasting!

    Or something.

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  6. Praise the Lord and pass the hubcaps...

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  7. Brighid, you win the prize for best comment.

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  8. Heeheehee! Guess they do know what they are talking about!

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  9. Amen---those two really know the neighborhood.

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