Friday, January 2, 2015
My Wife is Missing
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts.
I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King
Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom
leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package
with gold hitch. DVD with navigation,
21-channel CB radio, six cup holders,
and four power outlets. Added special
alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
Thank You Hal!