Sunday, December 28, 2014

Same Sex marriage

Norman and Barry got married in California.

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to  
Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married 
night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up 
and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to 
go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are 
up yet. She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! 
Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know  what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'


He says: 'Last night Norman came to  my room for the 
Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'


Adrienne said...

Okay - that made me LOL (at 5am yet) Good way to start the day, which will be later since I've been up since 3:30 am and think I'll go back to bed. Makes sense...

Curmudgeon said...

I could joke about the "sticky" situation but I've got to wipe off the Dr. Pepper I spit out all over my laptop from the laughter. Have a great Sunday Odie. Let's hope in 2015 we can all join the fight to restore a more sane and civil America,

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Sometimes you need to listen to what the little ones think.

Have a fabulous Sunday. I'm linking you to Silly Sunday. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Glad I made staying up a worthwhile endeavor.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, you really ought to "stick" around for part two.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, glad you enjoyed, and thanks for the link.

edutcher said...

Sounds like Johnny done it a-purpose.

puyalluppete said...

Reminds me of the limerick:
There was a young couple named Kelly
went round belly to belly
cause in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, a-purpose you say?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

puyalluppete, you made my day.

Anonymous said...

Bravo Johnny

stevebethere said...

LMAO I feel for Norman and Barry

Have a great week ahead & Happy New Year to you :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, johnny's the man!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, it turned out to be a sticky situation.

cube said...

This story would have been less tacky if little Johnny had used a hamster instead.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I thought it was Gerbels.

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

Ouch! ;o)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Abelle, yes indeed.