Wednesday, December 3, 2014

English Weather



The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
The climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
‘English Weather’
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather'
(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)
 
Thanks Dan

16 comments:

  1. My pastor told me that in a short time the uk is gonna a Muslim country.

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  2. I've lived in England and it's definitely Shiit weather. Or as they say, weather fit for a Muslim.

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  3. I can't post my thoughts about his... OK, I will post a filtered amount ... F*** you and the goat you just pleasured. I'm sorry, Obie, I got carried away.

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  4. What cube said. Animals, cockroaches. Leaches that will destroy everything they touch. It's all they know how to do.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  5. Actually, it should be Sunna, but partly Shia doesn't read so well.

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  6. Samuel, I've heard that too I'm afraid.

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  7. LL, anything that can be done to ruin their day.

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  8. Cube, I feel another goat post coming on.

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  9. Sandee, I don't think I need to add to that.

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  10. Not sure "weather" to laugh or cry at this.

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  11. It only took a few hundred years, but a least they'll start impaling heads on spikes again at the London Bridge. Henry VIII would be proud.

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  12. Euripides, It's happening far too often.

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  13. The Middle East...
    where men are wusses,
    women are cattle,
    and goats are fun.

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  14. Cube, Goat are mistresses and part of their 72 virgins.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.