Sunday, November 9, 2014

Ring Shopping

A very tall balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks 
in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall 
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger 
gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for 
his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and 
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to 
see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and 
brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only 
$40,000′ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her 
whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man 
stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is 
good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to 
verify the funds and I’ll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man 
and said, ‘There was only $25 in your account.’

‘I know’, said the old man, 
‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

Thank You Dan!


joeh said...


Randy-g said...

Some don't lose their senses as early as others...Ageing gracefully!

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

Oh, how I love old people ;o)

USA_Admiral said...

I like treachery. It works too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joeh, exactly!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, If that doesn't work, never go without a fight.

Adrienne said...


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Abelle, we love you too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, All is fair with old age.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, heh heh.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep, he had a great weekend indeed.

I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, the BEST. Thank you for the link.

edutcher said...

We're old, and maybe crazy, but we ain't dumb.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, this really works by the way.

cube said...

Great weekend, indeed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, it was the best!

Ron Russell said...

Payment received in full!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, great weekend!