Burial Plans

A man and woman were married for 

many years .   Whenever there was a confrontation, 

yelling could be heard deep into the night .   The old 

man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up 

and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for 

the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him .   The old man liked the fact that 

he was feared .   Then one evening, he died when he was 

98 .   After the burial,  her neighbors, concerned for her 

safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be 

able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the 

rest of your life?"

The wife said,  " Let him dig  .   I had him buried upside 

down . . . and I know he won't ask for directions . "

Thank You Brighid (LINK)