Wednesday, September 3, 2014

New Definition For S.O.S.

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch
this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll
followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he
broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he
thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but
watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes
and then the C-130 pilot came back on and
said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck
did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the
back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash
may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter -
comfort & dull is not such a bad
Us older folks understand this
one, it's called

Slower, Older and Smarter....

Thank You Trailbee!


LL said...

It's the whole young bull/old bull thing. You can run down the hill and screw a cow...or walk down and screw them all.

Adrienne said...

I'm in full SOS mode. It's raining. I may go back to bed...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I'll stick to the ladies thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, it's sunny here. I'll work for both of us.

Sandee said...

I'm with you Odie. Yes I am.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

One of the nice things about being older is that there aren't that many surprises.

Ron Russell said...

Just give me a slow boat with an all girl crew.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, SOS!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that's surprising.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I'll line that up for you.

sig94 said...

I made the switch some time ago - comfort over speed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, I did also, and it was easy wasn't it.