Friday, September 12, 2014

Hello -- I Have More Questions


Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control 
when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; 
when they already know you're broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are 
one billion stars in the universe you believe them,
but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to 
touch it to check?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, 
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, 
the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

18 comments:

Race Bannon said...

Stupid banks!

Also, if somebody does not speak English, if you raise your voice - sometimes they do?

sig94 said...

Why don't prostitutes give a discount to guys who have erectile dysfunction?

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

LOL! Awesome as always Odie :-)

Sandee said...

Some of your commenters have some good questions too. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Always On Watch said...

I may have to "borrow" these for my Facebook page.

edutcher said...

Things that make you go, "Hmmm".

You're carrying on a proud tradition, sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, makes sense ... I speak English when someone raises their voice to me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, they don't?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, thank you kindly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that's why they come here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, by all means ... I borrowed them also.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I sure you know as well as I it's tough to get better every day.

Ron Russell said...

Mattresses are always on sale, just like the vinyl siding I use to sale. My job was just to convince the home owner it was.

MissK said...

Theses are Funny Odie, gotta snatch a few for a post ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Hey Mr., got any siding?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MissK, have at it ... how do you think I get them.

USA_Admiral said...

Superman was showing off by dodging a speeding revolver?

Always On Watch said...

This was a big hit on my FB page. **smile**