Sunday, July 13, 2014

Levels Of Stress

You pick up a hitchhiker...   A beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and 
you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
 
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.


After the tests are completed,

The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

And probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.



Thanks Dan

17 comments:

LL said...

I think that you've successfully defined stress.

Adrienne said...

I'm stressed just watching the "Now That's Stress" jittering around on the screen. I think I feel a seizure coming on...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, the staff here at Woodsterman strive to do our best.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Try what I did ... I posted drunk.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Someone has a lot of explaining to do. Love it.

Have a fabulous, stress-free Silly Sunday. :)

Marcia Shaw Wyatt said...

Yep that's stress! LOL Thanks for making the rest of our lives look not so stressed today. :)

Euripides said...

I'm with Adrienne on that one. The stress jitter GIF gives me stress.

edutcher said...

Or, you may stay calm, smile, and, when you get home, say, "Take your kids and let the guy who made 'em support you".

That removes the stress.

Brighid said...

That dang sign is giving me stress jitters...
and Yep, he has completely forgotten about that cycle accident he had a few years ago...

Ron Russell said...

Now that's stress! What has the wife been up to all those years---I see his wheels turning!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Oh Lucy I'm Home, and you got some splainin to do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marcia, my pleasure.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, now I know hows to take cares of yous guys.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, Get them suckers outta here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

flame93, keep your crap off of my blog!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, Ouch ...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, takes two to tango?