Sunday, July 20, 2014

How Adam Got Eve - The True Story

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
"She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
"She will praise you!
"She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever
you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history!!!!

Thanks Trailbee!


LL said...

As you say...the rest is history.

Marcia Shaw Wyatt said...

Yep! You get what you pay for. :)

Sandee said...

What Marcia said. Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Odie.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

Adrienne said...

I'm also with Marcia - although my husband got the sale model. Perfect in every way...

edutcher said...

Wonder what he had to give up for Lilith?

Ron Russell said...

Sounds about right to me. But must admit there are a few exceptions.

USA_Admiral said...

Not all ribs are created equal.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, watch out for them ribs.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marcia, pay?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, pay?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, he paid?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, that's a good question.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, list them, I'll wait.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I've noticed that too.