Friday, June 20, 2014

Ralphy III



LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 
'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. 
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 
'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, 
you're thinking of a blowjob.'

20 comments:

  1. I went to school with Ralphy!

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  2. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Either one is good right?

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Lol thanks for my daily smile Odie :-)

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  4. 2T2, that's my job, and I take it very seriously ... ooh, ooh, I feel an oxymoron coming on.

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  5. In my school, Ralphie was named Mark. Mark spent a lot of time in the principal's office.

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  6. Ralphie spends a lot of time looking through the keyhole.

    That, or Mom and Dad leave the door open to let the breeze through.

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  7. Everytime I see that term "blowjob, I recall the balloon I found on my parents window sill when I was about 8 or 9 and remember by father's anger when he caught me playing with that great balloon in the front yard. Damn those were fine times.

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  8. Euripides, I'm surprised you changed your name since then.

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  9. Admiral, He just remembers a lot of the subject matter from the first grade,

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  10. Now that's funny. Mark was actually my best friend in school and always seemed to find a way to get himself into trouble.

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