Friday, June 6, 2014

Gots Ta Have More Darwin Awards

12 comments:

Race Bannon said...

it's close - but the racquet ball guy - what did he think was going to happen?

sig94 said...

The very best Darwin deal I ever documented as a crime scene technician was two white guys trying to score some dope in the projects. Two black kids who fronted for the dealer climbed into the back seat to make arrangements. The white kid in the passenger seat wanted to impress them that he was no one to mess with in a rip off so he drew out a .44 magnum pistol and waved it around while it was cocked.

The black kids were suitably impressed, especially when he accidently pulled the trigger and blew the top of his head clean off.

Sandee said...

You can't fix stupid Odie. You can try, but it never works.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, when did "think" come into it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, sounds like another winner heard from.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, why would you want to. It's so entertaining.

Scott Way said...

We will soon have whole libraries full of this stuff...Dumbed downers march on!

edutcher said...

Yes, but they're not dead.

Proof said...

I just bought a new wheel barrow a couple weeks ago. I'll have to try that last trick!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, that will be the Obama wing of the Library.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, are you sure?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, make sure to walk through some mud first.