Monday, June 2, 2014

A Short Love Story . . . .


A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married'

'Wow!..................That's a great idea', he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own x#&* ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ...........................he farted.


The End

Thank You Trailbee!

 

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

Aint marriage great!

Scott Way said...

Pretending has always been the best part!

LL said...

I had high hopes for something more romantic than marriage...

Sandee said...

I love a happy ending. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

edutcher said...

You're a true romantic.

Ron Russell said...

Like Sandee said "a happy ending", but really a "happy end"!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, sure is ... what's that smell?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, Perzactly!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, like what?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, plenty of them here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that's what the Mrs. always says.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, there's a lot to be said for Happy Endings.

trailbee said...

And traveling by train is so sexy. :)

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Oh, Odie, I just love a good love story. ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, Now you're talking.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

DS, I love that you love a good love story.

Brighid said...

What a wrong headed woman!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, that's what I thought. She wanted him to step on her, huh.

IRISH said...

LOL!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

IRISH, glad you enjoyed. It's one of my favorites.