Saturday, May 31, 2014

Awww Blondes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a blonde in the forest walking on little Red Hiding hood's trail when she spots the bad wolf. She tells him, 'Hey bad wolf, I see you and I'm not scared!' So the wolf runs away, but a few minutes later she spots him hidden in the forest again and tells him, 'Hey bad wolf, I see you and I'm not scared!' So the wolf runs away again, but after a few minutes she spots him hiding behind a tree again, and yells to him 'Sorry wolfie, I still see you and I am not scared.' The wolf sighs, shakes his head and says 'Geez, is there no place I can go to the bathroom without you watching me?'




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12 comments:

  1. I'm a blonde, but I'm and old blonde. Hubby still chases me though so it's all good.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

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  2. Chase-E Sandee, don't be to hard to catch ... wink wink.

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  3. davidc, oh I do. That name is very familiar ... could we be related? That's OK, I wouldn't admit it either.

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  4. edutcher, she could wear paint for me anytime.

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  5. Admiral, you have quite good taste, Sir.

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  6. Now we know the truth! She was not afraid of his ding-a-ling!!!!!

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